Is Ireland Retarded Or Up To Scratch?

This is a strange question. I know. That is why I will try to develop on the idea and see where Ireland could improve and where it should maybe take it easy. Why take it easy, simply so that they can work on the retarded part. I already talked about the TV network in Ireland, see earlier post here. But there is a few things I picked up lately, I think these things transpired because of the global economical situation. Now that people have to work the system they are starting to see that the system isn't that good at all. First of all, the mentality have to change. Maybe you have been in Ireland before as a tourist and you thought that it was lovely and the people were nice and all. You should remember that you were on holidays.

What do I mean by changing the mentality. Well one of the first thing you need to know about the Irish mentality is that they will be nice to you if they get something in return. Note that I talk for a majority of the population but the whole population. There is of course exceptions. Irish people, because of the past twenty years have become waiting people. For the past twenty years they received money from various sources like the EU parliament, grants from various countries like the States. Life was easy, there was work. Now all that have ended. People here are blaming the government. No pints in doing that. The government was surely guilty of greed but so is the people of Ireland. Here are a few examples of the greed that led to the bad situation:
  • Build cheap houses that were sold at very expensive rates. It didn't really matter as the money was there. Now people need money and want to sell these houses but can't. Why because the price they are asking is way to high compared to the quality in offer and even if the quality was there no one would have to money to buy.
  • Prices in shops. They went up like flares during these twenty years, since the money was there it was fine. Now, people are now looking around and start asking questions. Like why would cigarettes cost €5.20 including taxes in most countries in the EU and €8.45 including taxes in Ireland.
  • The taxes. Where did the money go? Road works? No. New roads? No. New jobs? No. Quality health care? No. Where?

The Irish population have been mislead into believing that there country was essential to the European economy as well as the North American companies developments in Europe. Well, they are not. They are just a money hole. It has been proved lately that even the degrees given at university or exams in colleges were actually not that challenging and that the quality of the workforce coming out of these institutions was pretty poor. This was a shock to the system. Now, they are left with a lot of unemployed with no experiences and no brains.

The Irish need now to think for themselves by themselves. There is a lot of houses, cut your coasts, rent them cheap. Sure isn't very good but it will do for a start. The Irish people needs to ask questions. The Irish people needs to do what any other countries have done. Raise up and tell the government what you want. What needs to be done. Needs to do their jobs as the Irish people representative.

There is too many people working for the government. Well paid and fed and most of all protected if they screw up. In the private sector, you fuck up, you pay. You are fired. These guys, they screw up and they have a new job, office, house. Stop this non sense, reduce their numbers.

Unemployment. Shit happen. Sadly enough the government of this country was and still is unable to protect jobs. It is now clear that the current government cannot do anything about the actual situation simply because they are too used to the situation that was 5 or 6 years ago. This government isn't energetic. This government is slow. So many ministers have made mistakes, mistakes that were visible to all and mistakes that hurt the people directly. Still this government is in place. They have to go. The prime minister of this country is so fucking stupid that they don't put him on the official picture that is taken during EU meetings.

Last winter when the water crisis occurred it appeared that well all the pipe networks were fucked up. So some genius was ordered by the government to do a quote on the price to fix the system. The guy came up A WEEK LATER with the figure of 300 millions!! You can ask anyone that works in the sales business, there is no way you can make a quote for 300 millions in a week. That is not possible. But the government took it on. You know why? Because they bloody well know that by the time the work should be finished (but won't be) they will be long gone, well hopefully.

So the answer to the question in the title is YES IRELAND IS RETARDED due to its actual government. They fucked up the people of Ireland. It is time now that the people should get back what is theirs. Raise up to the woman that make you wait in a queue at the dole office because she isn't doing a job properly. Raise up to the politician who's telling you that your child allowance, dole, pension needs to be lowered because the banks and politicians fucked up.

You want Ireland up to scratch? Only the people can make it, not some moronic minister who doesn't have a clue what is going on in Ireland because they are spending the people's money in futile congresses, meetings, etc...

Tuesday, March 23, 2010 at 3/23/2010 01:11:00 PM , 0 Comments

Abusing Kids In The Name Of God.

I think it is the worst thing I have ever heard.
I knew that quite a few priest in this country (and in most countries around the world) had a reputation for abusing kids what ever sex they were.
Boys or girls.
But lately here in Ireland, some things have transpired from the past that put the chill right on my back.
Let me introduce you to Brendan Smyth.


Not the most sympathetic looking guy. Let me tell you a bit more about him...

He was born in June 1927 in Northern Ireland (Belfast), his name at that time was John Gerard Smyth. He then became a priest in 1945. That is when he changed his name to Brendan Smyth. Right in the late forties, the highest authorities of the Norbertines (Learn more about this order) already knew about his wrong doing but didn't say anything to the RUC (Royal Ulster Constabulary) nor the Garda Siochana (Republic Of Ireland Police Forces). They kept it quiet. In between themselves. Instead they moved him from parishes to parishes and the guy went on his usual business. Abusing kids. In most cases the authorities of the order didn't even bother informing the diocesan bishop about the priest actions. This way, this man was able to abuse kids in:

  • Ireland.
  • Northern Ireland.
  • USA.
  • Italy.
  • Wales.

He finally got arrested in 1994. But that wasn't easy. The reason for that was that the church authorities were still, somehow, protecting him. The first arrest happened in 1991 but he fled to the Republic Of Ireland where he spent three years on the hide. But after a collapse of the Irish governement due to his story, got busted and jailed in 1994.

He died in prison in 1997 at the age of 70.

The sad thing about that story is that it is not a unique case. There is a lot more of it. The horror of being abused as a kid simply because this kid has been raised in a religious way. Simply because the priest will say "You have been bad in the eyes of god. I have to do this to you in order to purify your soul".

Also, it transpires that in most cases, the head of the church involved will protect the priest from the external laws. The church will deal with the bad seed, not the country law. How do the church deal with the bad seed? They plant it somewhere else. I do not understand this. Let me put two cases in front of you.

Case #1:

A school bus driver has a crash while driving the kids back from school. The bus is in a bad shape, the breaks don't work that good. The road is wet and well... Irish. Pot holes, aquaplanning, no visibility. The bus crashes. Some kids are injured but no one dies. Most of the kids though will most likely suffer a psychological trauma because of this crash. After all they are kids. The most likely outcome for the bus driver and the company that ran the bus is that they will have some massive fine to pay and might even end up in court. A court of law. A court where a penal sentence might even be applied. If the driver is at fault, there is 99% chances that he will never ever drive a bus again.

Case #2:

A priest abuse kids. The result is also a psycholigical trauma. That trauma is a lot worst. Why? For a lot of reasons.

  1. The person who abused you is the person that your parents, teachers, told you to respect. It is the person that everybody respect. After all that person is the representative of God.
  2. Who can you talk to? Normally in a small town, when someone has a dilemma they talk to the priest. You can't. You cannot speak to your parents either, the reason being that they have been raised in a way that a priest, the representative of God, cannot be a bad man. They have been raised the same way that you are being raised with a difference... You know that the representative of God can be a bad man. Your mind now has difficulties discerning the bad from the good.
  3. Worst of all... The authorities cannot do anything about it. Because you cannot talk to them. Why? Because you have been a bad kid. That is why the priest did what he did. Not because he is a pervert. No! Because you have been a bad kid and he had to do that to you so God would forgive what ever it is that you have done.

And worst of all, the priest walk scot free, introduced to a new parish where he has at his disposition a flock of brand new kids to abuse.

Last couple of weeks, one Cardinal, Cardinal Sean Brady admited that he was part of an inquest about this man in 1975. They found out that this man was a child molester. Why then wasn't he arrested. Simply because according the church laws, these matters needs to be resolved within the church. So, they moved him around and never talked to the authorities. The Cardinal, even today, still maintain that he did his job as it should have done regarding the church and his superiors, professional like. He does feel very bad for the kids though. That is re-assuring.

Now, with the scandals emerging, the head of the church, aka the pope, had to do something. So what would be the right thing to do? You send a fucking letter to be read at mass on a fucking Sunday telling all the people who are listening:

"Ooops".

Yep. That is like a smack in the face of all who have suffered abuse from these guys.

So what to do?

Well there is no point hanging every types of religious representatives by the bollocks. What should be done, and that is my point of view:

To all of you who have kids, or a responsible for kids. Do not force them into religion. Religion is a choice and as every choices there is a balance that you need to work out. You need to make a decision. A big decision. A kid cannot take that decision. DO NOT TAKE THAT DECISION FOR THE KID! Just wait until the kid is in age to make the decision, wait until the kid knows the difference between right and wrong. Do not let religion being incorporated into the curriculum of public schools. Do not baptize kids after birth, wait. The bible never said that you have to baptize kids after birth.

Monday, March 22, 2010 at 3/22/2010 09:55:00 AM , 0 Comments

America, Britain, France, Spain Got Talent... So Does Ireland!

Aren't you sick and tired of those shows? In Ireland they call it the "All Ireland Talent Show".









Nice logo eh?
Why the all Ireland talent show? Simple. The goal of the show is to vote for the best "artist" appearing on that show. Artists are coming from the four parts of the country and they are chaperoned by a juge that comes from the same side of the country. So why is that? Simple you dummy!!
You actually don't vote for the quality but for the area they come from meaning that the artist might be a complete shite, well people will vote for that artist anyway because of his/her origin. What the fuck is this? It's not the only things that is weird about it...
The juges...
One is a singer from Boyzone... I know... Singing and Boyzone doesn't really match...
Another one is the guy who has been elected the most stylish dude in Ireland... Actually the guy is a weatherforcast man on TG4 (Irish speaking channel that nobody give a shit about)... What the fuck? Singing... What is the link with weatherforcast??
Another one is some TV presenter, a woman, well she has red hair so yes her Irishness isn't to be discussed. She is also dumb as fuck and knows shit about singing... But she is a juge...
And there is two more, one woman (Dana) who won the Eurovision Song contest when I wasn't born and some guy everyone knows the face but can't pinpoint the name yet...
So, what does that mean?
Well... If you got no talent and have time to waiste and you have an Irish passport and still living in the country why not participate you will be part of a larger project that the Irish television board has launched quite a few years ago... It's called:
Let's Waiste Other's Money!
What do I mean? Simple... You got four TV channels in Ireland:
  1. RTE 1 (Check here)
  2. RTE 2 (Check here)
  3. TV3 (Check here)
  4. TG4 (Check here)
RTE 1 is a general channels, showing a lot of programs produced by Irish companies and also a vaste majorities of programs for the elder generations:
  • Murder she wrote
  • My fair lady
  • The news (about 10 times a day, just in case your memory has gone)
  • Dr Phil
  • The Doctors
  • Monarch of the glenn
RTE 2 is like a massive VCR where the cartoon tape has been forced in and is now stuck. Non stop Japanese or Canadian shite everyday. I think that you might want to to ask what is the Canadian shite. We all know what the Japanese shite is:
Or
So what is the Canadian shite?
Well, anything that goes throught the Catholic Council...
I know... It's weird...
But if you look at a kid program produced in Canada, watch the credits at the end and you will see that. Some priest, high up in the Canadian snow decides if a program is okay for kids. You know, like if there is a good morale to the story or something...
The pope right now is very busy trying to minimize the fact that priest have been abusing kids for decades and some priest in Canada is deciding what program the kid should be watching while having is asshole redone. Nice. Anyway... That is what can be seen on RTE 2, not the kids and priest, but the stupid cartoons.

TV3 is an English channel disguised as an Irish channel. The shows (95% of them) are produced by ITV, so what you will end up with is:
  • Coronation Street
  • Emmerdale
  • Ant And Dec
  • Britain's Got Talent
  • X Factor
  • Dancing On Ice
All the great quality that can be produced in less than 35 minutes and still make you some money.

TG4. Well this channel is very different. Nobody knows what the fuck they are talking about...

So yes. Ireland really needed a very expensive program to show off their useless presenters, some skills that I would have felt better not knowing.
And for the contestants, here are a few pointers:
  1. Your grand parents telling you that you have a lovely voice when you sing after Sunday lunch isn't a good enough reason to appear in that show.
  2. Before you make an ass of yourself if front of 1, 275 spectators remembers that some people knows where you live and work.
  3. Making an idiot of yourself isn't "cool".
  4. 75% percent of you suck. Please open your eyes and save yourself the price of a train ticket.
And to the juges...
Have you ever thought about emmigration?

Sunday, March 21, 2010 at 3/21/2010 02:35:00 PM , 0 Comments

Do You Speak The Irish?

I don't know if you ever have been in Ireland but Ireland is a very small country with a rather small population. The official language of Ireland is English and Irish (Gaeilge). Now, I know that most of you wouldn't speak Irish. This is fine. I've been here fifteen years and still don't speak a word of Irish. But...

I was looking at some stats and the following did transpire:

In 2008 there was 4, 422, 100 people registered in Ireland.
Out of that number only 3% of the population spoke Irish (40,000 - 80,000).There are areas were Irish is the proeminent language. These areas are called Gaeltacht.
The most reknown Gaeltacht area in Ireland is called the Connemara. Here is a map that will show where these areas are located:




So as we can see, Irish isn't a really widely spoken language.

You need to remember that Irish is being learned at school from a very young age. When other kids around Europe and most of the world are learning the basics of Mathematics, logic, English or what ever the country's language is. In Ireland they do Irish, English and a bit of mathematics. Then everybody is surprised when some reports comes out of the national education board, a report that claims that the students in this country are actually very close to being complete idiots. Why would you force a kid to learn a language that is spoken by 3% of the population?

As any funky languages, they should be teach as an optional language. The kid do it or not. His/Her choice.

In France they used to do the same with Latin. Latin was mandatory for two years. What the fuck? Were they thinking that all kids in France wanted to become doctors or herbalist? Well at least they have stopped now.

Irish is a waiste of space. Maybe not. It is a tradition, sure is. Traditions are not part of a scholar curriculum. The Irish politics got the EU parliament to adopt the Irish language as an official European language, like French, German, Italian, etc...

Lots of people speak French in France.

Lots of people speak German in Germany.

Lots of people speak Italian in Italy.

3% of people speak Irish in Ireland.

This little joke cost the EU millions of Euros. All documents had to be translated in a language that nobody gives a fuck about. Had to enrole a battery of interpretors that spoke a language that nobody could understand.

But there is light at the end of the tunnel!!

During the St Patrick season, a campaign was launched to revive the Irish language. There was even a few adds on TV to encourage you to learn Irish. Only problem was... It was in Irish which means that to understand the message you had to speak Irish already...

And to show you how useless that language is... There is another place than the Gaeltacht where they speak Irish... Here it is:


Terre Neuve Et Labrador

(Newfoundland and Labrador)

God bless the Canadians!!

Friday, March 19, 2010 at 3/19/2010 12:13:00 PM , 0 Comments

Good Friday Or Not That Good After All?

Here we go...
Another year...
Another Easter is upon us...
I know, if you live in Ireland Easter starts on the first of January. You don't believe me? Let me show you...
Here is the official "Cream Egg" campaign website... (Even have a small countdown to Easter just in case you are Irish):

Click the egg to see the campaign.
I know, it was very painful to see this but at least now you believe me and we can move on to my point.
Easter is great... Springtime is fresh, flowers and trees are regaining their colours. Note that due to the cream eggs now the kids don't really give a fuck about Easter, why would you wait for April to eat chocolate eggs when Mr Cadbury screw the pope over and decide that Easter starts in January. So, there is still one thing that is very annoying about Easter and if you live in Ireland.
Something against nature.
Something against normality.
I guess...
Something against Irish people.



GOOD FRIDAY




Who came up with these thing?
Eat fish!!
Yeah... Why not...
Don't drink!!
Fuck off...
The pubs have to close on that dreadful day.
Does anybody knows why?
Someone told me one day that it was because Jesus died on the cross.
I keep turning that inside my head but I can't see the link in between Jesus and a pint.
Doesn't make any sense!
I think I need to explain the few reasons why this rule or what ever it is called is one stupid thing.

The Family.
People will say (like at Christmas) that it is good for everyone to spend a day with the family, pub landlord or not. Sure why not, only thing is that Good Friday isn't a full public holiday. 75% of the Irish workforce work that day. The remaining 25% are civil servants (lazy bastards).
And it is a Friday!! Who the fuck would go straight home after work?
I don't think that the family argument can be used here. After all after 15-20 years together, a couple can survive apart for a few hours.

The Religious Law.
So Jesus is on the cross. Respect man! Put that glass down!
Well, if Jesus was actually right there in front of us we, effectively, putting the glass down would be a good idea. But he isn't. So do the Irish drink on Good Friday?
Hell yeah!
You know why? That is simple. The Irish have to get ready for Good Friday. So the average Irish pub crawler for the first time of the year goes to the shop to get alcohol. And this is the shock of his life!! It's cheaper than the pub so what does he do?? He buys more! More booze means more drunk. This is sadly enough the reason why the Irish pub crawler return to its original state the very next day as because of the large amount of cheap booze made him forget that the shop was rather cheaper than the pub.
And another thing...
They say that you shouldn't drink alcohol on Good Friday but if you go to mass...
Well, I am not a religious person and mass isn't my thing but I do remember that the priest have an old gulp at the saucer during the ceremony...


But what the Irish people should always remember is that Ireland has traditions. It is an old looking country with some funky characters. You should keep that but...
Ireland needs to grow up too!
Religion should not be imposed on people. Want to drink on Good Friday, knock yourself in! This is your choice. Ireland is a republic. Maybe now would be a good time to show it!
To show you how that rule can be ridiculous, please read the following showcase:

MAGNERS League - Munster Vs Leinster
What is this?
Okay, let me explain the plot:
The Magners league is a rugby competition grouping Irish, Scottish and Welsh teams into a championship. Like any other championships each teams plays each other with home and away games.
On Good Friday, one of the matches will be played:
Munster Vs Leinster
Venue: Thomond Park (Limerick)
Who are these teams? Well if you don't know rugby and Ireland, here is a small recap:




Ireland is made of four provinces. Munster, Connacht, Ulster and Leinster. Munster would be the South West of Ireland (Cork), Connacht the West (Galway), Ulster the North (Belfast) and Leinster the East (Dublin)




And at a rugby point of view, Leinster are the current European champions and Munster were the European champions the year before.

So yes. It is one mouth watering fixtures for all the rugby enthousiastics and for all the people in these provinces. The streets will be awashed with red and blue jerseys. Music every where and...

The pubs will be closed.

We live in a turmoil at the moment. Not much fun to go around:


  • No jobs.

  • No money.

  • Natural disaters

  • Crazy weather

I think these would be good reasons to get anyone moody. One day, one rugby match could make the day better for everyone. Just a bit of sunshine in a gray time. But no. You Irish will suffer more than the others... No pubs!

But I also think that it should be stated that after a study, if the pubs of Limerick could open that day, the benefit made on that day has been estimated to 6 millions euros.

So let's get on with the future and off with the past.Open the pub even if you shouldn't. They cannot fine every pub landlords in the country!

Fight for the pint....


Monday, March 15, 2010 at 3/15/2010 07:26:00 PM , 0 Comments